Ethan Rotman

Common Sayings Revisited

In Attracting New Clients, Confidence/Nervousness, Credibility, Delivery on June 28, 2010 at 7:48 pm

by Jim Nelson of the American Associate of Physic Teachers

When coaching people to speak well, the rule of thumb is to say things as simply as possible. Use short words that mean the same thing as their longer counterparts. This article does the opposite: it takes common sayings that we all know and dresses them up to make them more difficult for the lay person to understand.

How many of these can you decode? 

1.          Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid manikin.

2.          Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

3.          It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

4.          All articles that coruscate with esplendence are not truly auriferous.

5.          Where there are visible vapors having their prevalence in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

6.          A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of a small green bryophytic plant.

7.          Neophyte’s serendipity.

8.          Elementary sartorial techniques initially applied preclude repetitive similar action to the square of 3.

9.          Surveillance should preclude saltation.

10.     Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.

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  1. I struck out on three of them, but all of them remind me of scientific, peer-reviewed papers. Very funny and thanks for sharing. I think I now understand why Bill Clinton’s motto was “keep it simple stupid.”

    • Bob:

      Do you see similarities between this list a conversation you told you about last night? Both seem to take simple concepts and make them much more difficult. In your role as a park ranger, you are required to take complicated concepts and present them in a manner that makes people say “I get it!”. Oddly, that is not too different from the goal of a sales person.

      You are excellent at what you do Bob. It is a compliment to me that you read my work.

      Tell me which three you could not decipher and I will help you.

      On a side note, I originally found this list in 1983 when I was in college.

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